This is probably my fav Lúcio line.
Makes me laugh so very much.
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possibly my fav john cena moment is him breaking down doors on random people in a public bathroom yelling ARE YOU READY FOR THE PRO GLIDE CHALLENGE??? and then the people screaming as john cena forces them to shave in front of him
this just sounds like a fever dream i had but,
it isn’t
my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion
“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”
“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*
*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”
“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”
imagine the aliens really purchasing a kitten for one of their rough and world-weary scifi badass human companions and watching in helpless wonderment what ensues
“she’s been cuddling that small animal for the past fifteen minutes just going ‘kitty, kitty’. did we - did we break our human?”
a more seasoned alien puts one of their tentacles around the younger one as the rest of the team gathers to watch their human make kissy noises.
“no, kilrak,” the alien says. “we did good.”
“Human-Steve! I have heard that today is the anniversary of your hatching! According to my human culture pamphlet, it is customary to set a sugary pastry on fire while chanting your species’ growth incantation and presenting sacrifices wrapped in shiny paper. I am afraid to ask, in case this ritual is sacred and this request therefor insensitive… but may I be allowed to participate? It sounds much more fascinating than molting.”
“Human Steve, I have read about your ritual dance called ‘The Hokey Pokey,’ performed mostly at mate-bonding celebrations after the guests reach an elevated level of intoxication. But Human Steve, how do I know WHICH left foot to put in, put out, and shake all about? I do not… Human Steve, why are you laughing?”
“Human-Steve, you are… you are eating, but it is not one of your ritual fueling times. Are you dying? Is everything alright? Have you not been receiving enough sustenance? Do I need to get you better things to eat? Human-Steve, why are you trying to hide that food?”
“Human-Steve, my research has informed me of a grave oversight in your care that I, as your companion, have made! Thus, I have gathered collections of fictional human literature to read aloud at the time of your bed. Which is more to your liking: “The Care and Keeping of Cacti” or “1001 Crossword Puzzles?” Human-Steve? Human-Steve, I am serious.“
One of the things I love the most about this post is how “Human-Steve” makes me think that there is also an alien called Steve in the squad, and I just imagine the first meeting and introduction where there is the human guy introducing himself as Steve and then there is this huge blue guy with like 5 legs and bug eyes and apparently Steve is like a completely regular name on his planet too in some intergalactical coincidence
that was off topic sorry.
My least fav is when cis people start a sentence with “I can’t imagine what it must be like” because who fucking asked you to imagine?? Your gender is boring and you lack an aesthetic; don’t hurt yourself trying to make that leap, honey.
Yeah well at least i don’t make my gender the only part of my personality. Therefore it doesn’t matter if it’s boring.
so gender is an aesthetic now?
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People like this really make ne feel like trash for being trans.
“Your gender is boring and lacks aesthetic” nope i’m fucking done. I wanna leave this planet.
if you wanna.. reblog and tag what faces you like using the most. my fav ones are ;v; -w- and :0
im so glad i made this post!! everyone’s tagging their own adorable lil faces and variations and im even learning some new faces ive never seen before!! everyone’s so invested in sharing their traits and im so happy for you all this is so nice and good always share the goodness
My least fav is when cis people start a sentence with “I can’t imagine what it must be like” because who fucking asked you to imagine?? Your gender is boring and you lack an aesthetic; don’t hurt yourself trying to make that leap, honey.
Yeah well at least i don’t make my gender the only part of my personality. Therefore it doesn’t matter if it’s boring.
so gender is an aesthetic now?
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People like this really make ne feel like trash for being trans.
“Your gender is boring and lacks aesthetic” nope i’m fucking done. I wanna leave this planet.
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Not into star wars? I see so much of it on my dash these days I just assumed it was all my mutuals... uhhh FMK again, but this time Batman. Chistopher Nolan's batman, Frank Miller's Batman, and the animated series/DCAU/Arkham Batman.
KILL NOLANS NOTHING OF VALUE WILL BE LOST
Then UHHH
Fuck millers and marry animatedverse bats he’s my fav *_*
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